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Still Demotivational Poster


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


BONNE FETE NATIONALE - Le Quatorze Juillet


TAGS: bastille day paris france bonne fete
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by stevenesmith

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2010, 9:25 am
It's not. You'll find that there are a lot of patriotic and tribute type posters here. I don't see anything wrong with that.do you?
Bruttoformo - July 14, 2010, 9:17 am
It's raining like hell in Paris, I don't think frogs can attend their parade. Btw, how is this supposed to be funny?


LOVE NEVER SITS STILL -


TAGS: love made set stone still
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
I find the reference to Sisyphus to be particularly apropos.
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
geez, hard facts
Rick69 - February 14, 2012, 5:44 pm
As always... glad to be of service... :)
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:37 pm

um....niiiiiiice.....very....:)


CHARLIE WAFFLES -




THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...




GLAMOUR -


TAGS: stand still look stupid poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:30 pm
No... Just playing the adages.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 12:46 pm

Are you really suggesting that most smart women have to rely on having a good personality? If you are, I understand completely why women come off as bitchy to you.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:44 am
One of the very-few smart-girls that doesn't need to rely on having a "great personality"!... She was still a bit b**chy, thou.
lgvernon - January 31, 2016, 1:05 am

Happens to me when I'm on my phone. The model for this pinup actually was Hedy Lamarr.
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:44 am
One click = 2 replies?
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:36 pm

Can you believe auto check on my tablet did that? It's Mongo. Mongo.
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:34 pm

Mongolia like candy
Greeny - January 30, 2016, 10:11 pm
that's Hedley


FIGHTING FIRE -


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov cocktail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

so true. awesome pic crank.


H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.




COUGAR QUEEN - "A woman's outfit should be like a barbed wire fence... serving its purpose without obstructing the view." Sophia Loren, age 75


TAGS: sophia loren still smoking hot at 75
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:42 pm
or snagglepuss, depending on which end you're conversing with, just sayin'
CpnKangaroo - April 23, 2010, 1:39 pm
any cougar over the age of 50 automatically becomes a sabretooth.
G4briel - March 18, 2010, 2:45 pm
Damn... Fortunately there's still something Italians can be proud of...
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 4:54 pm
OK, for 75, sure she still looks good... I'm going to pass however. I don't care for the taste of formaldehyde
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:41 pm
I bet she knows a few tricks
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
And almost NSFW! You go girl!
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
Love it!!!! She is the reason there is even a term called GILF. 5 Hot Mamma's!


INTERACTIVE PORN -




LILLY ALLEN HAS NO SHAME... AND NO TITS *BUT YOU'D STILL HIT IT -


TAGS: lilly allen no shame no tits still hit it
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Tomkat

Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 4:06 pm
Oh and Lily Allen is as annoying as she is ugly.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 4:06 pm
@forseti: Not according to my girlfriend haha. But I think it's her inner jealous female coming out. She says they are pretty small in comparison to where she comes from. I only know one girl with boobs bigger than a D cup, and she is an F cup.
RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 3:28 pm
Warning: 80% of British girls are fat slags. The remaining 20 % "girls" are over 40 years old
forseti - July 16, 2010, 3:11 pm
British girls have the biggest jugs in Europe, so you'll find some curves pretty easy...
jibarocampesino - July 16, 2010, 2:47 pm
...and no curves :(
Xantharon - February 4, 2010, 3:43 am
Slutty british girls can be a great experience in bed .... just try them out .... (especially because they're easy to seduce [2-4 Beers + Jägermeister])
bard-of-gore - December 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
That's a cute top, I'd wear it


SOMETIMES - You just have to improvise


TAGS: necessity still the mother
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:06 pm
lol, wasn't ANY 90* curve good enough? or teeth? or another closed beer bottle? or lighter? or the stick itself? damn the retarded....
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 6:22 pm
looks like foreplay. a hard bolt try to get her top off. 5 foamy froths


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


NARWAL HAIKU -


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am
Brilliant.


NEVER GETS OLD - As per request by host, Tiger Woods




THE WHO AND THE WHY -




MARSHA BRADY - At 55 still hot


TAGS: marsha still would
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Rudedog

ughomer - January 20, 2013, 8:36 am
Maureen McCormick Brady
Silverheart - January 19, 2013, 6:24 pm

Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!


Herman Li -


TAGS: the end of the day he s still azn
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by carn13

barockeva - December 10, 2008, 1:13 pm
Guideline 3 for not being a tool of a musician. If you cant play songs live dont put em on the album.
Cali - September 13, 2008, 7:18 pm
It's fucking youtube...
jehova and the witnesses - July 13, 2008, 5:24 pm
Herman Li: Disrespect. 'Cause he thinks he can play Dragonforce songs live while drunk, therefore causing millions of youtube enthusiasts to think he sucks


A SAD DAY -


TAGS: get outta the basement while you still have a chance
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:53 pm
I think Scott Peterson would disagree with you.


I Still Lie -




KEEPING IT SIMPLE -


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.


NOOBS - At the tender age of 5, young Wolfgang Amadeus was already composing. Many greybeards of the day would call that noise.


TAGS: noob mozart still mozart
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 10:19 am
over 600 works, many acknowledged as pinnacles of symphonic, concertante, chamber, operatic, and choral music, all before the age of 35 - talk about *nal retentive :)
forseti - February 4, 2012, 10:07 am
Mozart didn't compose 15 piano pieces a day but compressed the quality in one single master piece... Just saying. ;)
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
thanks. NooBs unite !
holymoly - February 3, 2012, 6:28 pm
As long as there is quality to the posts, nobody is going to consider it noise no matter how new we are... nice job... btw thanks for standing up for us NooBs.... 5 diapered lions


IT' A SHAME... -




IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it


TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!


BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.


TAGS: it s still a wonderfull hangover cure
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - November 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
excellent serving suggestion.
iamjet - November 15, 2009, 11:42 pm
Do what I do and crumble some BACON up in that motherfucker!


SUMO BEARS -




STILL THE MAN OF MY DREAMS - He's still the man of my dreams He's still the man of my dreams He's still the man of my dreams


TAGS: still
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Charlie M

mel - February 19, 2009, 11:57 am
There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's not place like home....
electric chair guy - September 24, 2008, 1:48 am
LOL.. "Disturbifake"
Charlie M - September 18, 2008, 2:31 am
My other tags were going to be "get that nasty dick out my face" or "THAT's what syphagonaherpalaids look like?", but they reminded me of sad times.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh look! She found her "Happy Place"!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 17, 2008, 8:55 am
Now this type of poster is more of what I'd call a Disturbifake.


TIME -




Sleeping late -


TAGS: coffee still recommended
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Coopaloop

GaryO - August 25, 2013, 1:29 am
I’m likin’ thi5
BobbEdwards - August 24, 2013, 11:11 pm
True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:36 pm
Very 5obering thought. Well put.


enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
http://www.wikipedia.org/
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
wiki
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls


EMO THOUGHTS -


TAGS: still hot weirdo cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Sigh. 5L


THE BOOK OF LIFE - Has half-filled pages With no punctuations whatsoever And is filled with unanswered questions




DANCE -


TAGS: you still have motifake calendar
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - April 27, 2012, 9:33 pm
No sane man will dance. -Marcus Tullius Cicero 5 for the ladies, however
mariand - April 27, 2012, 9:07 am
yeah, sure... I'm a mediocre dancer


CHAOS -




LIFE -




QUEEN ELIZABETH II -




ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. -


TAGS: thank god i still have the tape
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by culos

IllicoPresto - October 24, 2010, 8:06 pm
That is really bad! 5L!
spacedog - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm
That totally kicks a$$. 5L Culos.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
This is what Motifake is all about. Culos for the perpetual win.
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
5L and added to my favs. I really love the dark stuff
tellitlikeitis - October 18, 2010, 12:04 pm
Totally sick and demented. Still deserves a 5 though.
Ed-Hyde - October 18, 2010, 11:56 am
I love the disney font to go with this.
suenero - October 18, 2010, 11:49 am
Dark & Twisted. Almost gave it a 4L it's so dark. But the voices in my head demanded a 5L.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 10:43 am
Twisted! I love it!


AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -


TAGS: china olympics advancements still a virgin
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:12 pm
.. the VMP ...(vagina meltdown prevention) Person
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:31 pm
Either that or the crab infestation has gotten out of hand. 5


I'M TELLING YOU MAN -


TAGS: be still crankyhead
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

rerun - September 5, 2010, 5:46 am

greatness
Claire - September 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I lol'd. 5L
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Excellent. 5L


LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE -


TAGS: be still my heart
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 5:41 pm
hellyeah
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 7:57 pm
That's funny. I don't care who you are. 5 hairy armpits.


SID VICIOUS - The only vicious thing I remember about him Was listening to him cover the song ‘My way’


TAGS: i still love your music
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by caveman

rudeboy308 - July 27, 2011, 8:42 pm
"My Way" needed a butchering like the one Sid Vicious gave it. I liked how "Goodfellas" used that version for the closing credits.


A CHANGED MAN - It's only imaginary girl butts from now on!




FACEPLANTS BIRTHDAY - The party was ruined when his mom woke him up from his wet dream.


TAGS: not your birthday but still
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Bovee - March 23, 2010, 3:08 pm
had to use this picture for something. its to great not to.
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 1:35 pm
Love it! She is always effing up the good ones tho!


THE GEM -


TAGS: you can polish a turd but it still aint worth shiit belated roast a greybeard iceman
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Derek - March 10, 2011, 3:42 pm
A golden turd award. Can think of some very deserving people.


WHAT BUTTS? -


TAGS: she s still hawt cubby smoking
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 9:37 pm
Eww, I hate freckles...always looks like someone through feces at them through a screen door.


LOST -


TAGS: broken inside hall still
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:32 pm
5L


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: shhhh im still giving mine heart shaped boxes of candy on easter
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 5:22 pm
More like... I'm going as "easy" hee hee.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:22 pm
Heh, #2 and #4 are 'like I totally forgot to dress up'.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 4:47 pm
5L always...great, great ideas so blended together.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:33 pm
Great tag line


WERE YOU SELFISH - For trying to escape.. Leaving us behind Or am I.... For wishing you had stayed Either way.... you're still gone




LIKE A PRAYER -




CONSEQUENCES -




WORLD CUP TICKETS -




NEW YEARS EVE -




BUTTHOLE SUPERVISORS -


TAGS: are the butthole surfers still together
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:07 pm
Oh sure! But if it was a sexy lookin cat it would be ok right!
Sean - November 22, 2009, 7:59 pm
That's just shocking. You cut that out.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 7:47 pm
thanks sean...fap fap fap


KNOT HOLE - Yeah, my wife calls it her "NOT-hole" too.


TAGS: november challenge if a man walks into a forest is he still wrong
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
No, but she does have a nice pair of hooters! ;-)
Paladur - November 4, 2009, 11:21 am
Does your wife also have an owl in there?


SHAVE -




THE REAL U-2 - It makes it's own kind of music


TAGS: still flying still spying
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aramsiel - October 14, 2009, 6:35 pm
My respects to your old man dude! the sr-71's are wickedsick..
KDP3 - October 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
My old man used to work on them and the SR-71


YOUTUBE ASKS - Are you still you? ... It has been a while since you last signed in




IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING - I'm not dead. I've just been going through an elaborate process to make a poster no one is going to see.




FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE - Still Alive


TAGS: still alive
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Altair

Wuest - May 5, 2009, 1:51 pm
sorry thehattinninja for not continuing your "wannabe funny so I´ll continue the silly song about cake" fad. But i have to say, The last frame, it completes me.
thehattinninja - August 29, 2008, 5:48 pm
go ahead and leave me, i think i prefer to stay inside.


The Day The Earth Stood Still -


TAGS: earth stood still gort
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Limeman

Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:28 pm
That is, in a nutshell, Klaatu's message to Earth in the original. But like any other diplomat, he felt compelled to turn it into a long, boring speech.


FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE - Still Alive.


TAGS: still alive portal jc
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Abbacus

Earthquake21 - January 24, 2009, 8:35 pm
I never understood this motifake or the other ones like it until i just beat the game. Portal rules


time saved -


TAGS: still gone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 29, 2014, 8:26 am
thanks, guys
Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 11:14 pm
5LMAO and Fav'd. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:13 pm
Mr. Gary...stop making 5L posters that make fun of me!
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:36 pm
Very nice.
GaryO - August 28, 2014, 9:18 pm
Sho, yer still quite young. But maaaaan, I know yer enjoying the prize of the moment. Yer way beyond your years, laddie. Yer posters speak volumes.
Sho - August 28, 2014, 8:50 pm
5/F
GaryO - August 28, 2014, 8:44 pm
It IS a dimension younger folks take for granted...
Greeny - August 28, 2014, 8:02 pm
I feel better knowing I'm not the only one
maoworks2 - August 28, 2014, 11:23 am
I'm Still Looking GaryO .


Stillbirth -


TAGS: stillbirth remembrance day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - September 11, 2013, 12:25 am
Thanks for comments.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:09 pm
Sadly brilliant.
Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:05 am
5/F


it's time to play -




Use to Drink -




STILL WATERS -




The Corpse -


TAGS: worst funeral corpse theshivers still have some regrets here
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - April 23, 2014, 7:26 pm
Saw this early in my morning. Too busy to comment. Ricky, you really should post more…get it a-l-l-l-l-l out. Thanatophilia should not be left only to the mortician. Should it?
Rick69 - April 23, 2014, 6:36 pm
Careful now... Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you now, would we? Who knows what would happen afterwards...
Oldsod - April 23, 2014, 6:19 pm
Ok...didn't get it 12 hour5 ago...just glad that I wasn't imbibing when I saw it again!


NATURAL DISASTERS -




Blindness -


TAGS: hairy palms still mystery hammy
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - June 19, 2013, 12:13 pm
Oh GaryO :D
GaryO - June 19, 2013, 8:24 am
Heh heh……son, you’ll go blind if you keep doin’ that…………over here dad.


NEW TRICKS -


TAGS: vcr still says midnight crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Airman - December 22, 2010, 11:48 am
Hey.. my palm pilot has some functions you would be envious of.. if it ain't broke
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 7:42 am
Whew, I'm not the only one that does this... right?
Claire - December 21, 2010, 7:42 pm
lol'd
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Zing! Nice one crank


She who laughs 1st or last -


TAGS: still doesn t necessarily get it bar jokes men woman wtf moment
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 19, 2013, 12:36 am
No that's more like what's the difference between a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua h*mping your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish...teehee.
falloutghoul - November 18, 2013, 6:41 pm
I agree. More like a Doberman.


KLAATU -


TAGS: theday that motifake stood still
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 7:02 pm
5 Gorts


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: janchallenge it is amazing im still alive
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by sickartist

vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:29 am
nicely done.. 5 suicide tigers for u!
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
that would be sweet into a lake
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 little rascals
Airman - January 22, 2010, 11:39 am
really good one
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:25 am
Excellent! +5 stitches and broken bones
rerun - January 22, 2010, 7:38 am

this is the before image of a few of our resident Motifakers


TO THE BEST MOM - I'll make you proud mom, I'm going to fulfill your wish; You're going to see me and smile. That's a daughter's promise.


TAGS: ten years gone and i still miss her
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by whatsmyname

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:46 pm
Briton?


IS IT STILL COOL... - to wear your hat backwards?


TAGS: cool fashion nerd still redneck
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by jonny5

maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 9:50 am
Cool Man !


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards still got fire in the basement
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

Momma Calzone ain't too happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
As long as you and the Calzone love each other, Who are we to judge?
sickartist - March 7, 2010, 1:32 pm
Heck I have been known to be satisfied squeezing into a parking space.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Well if it's a NEW family guy there is no choice to be made.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
At my age, I can get cock-blocked by a large calzone.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:37 pm
Unless I've just had a big meal, drank too much, or Family Guy is on.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:30 pm
Nice. The reflexes might be slower, but everything still works.


LOVE (IN MODERATION) -


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
*trembles*
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm

I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I'm tellin' ya Veggie...you need to see someone about the childhood and put it behind you.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
very nice!! excellent title. 5 TOC's
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
This is incredible... you can tell by the ass-whoopin' it's getting now!
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
Beautiful.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
Epic! 5L!


Grills -




TUNNELS - Much like the ones on Motifake, this one was pretty clever at first. But that doesn't mean you wanna wrap your sink, toilet seat, and fireplace with the same design.




POOR ANDY -


TAGS: theyre still looking for pieces of the body
Rating: 3.93/5

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Dude 4515 - January 14, 2010, 4:54 pm
hey! if we start treating them equally, does that mean we can give them titty twisters, slaps on the ass after a good play, and dress with them in the same room, like we do with other guys? they might be on to something here
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
Want to be treated fairly? Okay! We will treat you like we treat fellow guys. Sexual puns, racisism, and bashing! Now get back in those kitchens and start making sammiches! If we have to put the seat down, you have to make us food. Fair is fair.


PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !




CUTE -


TAGS: cute can still be evil
Rating: 3.46/5

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mahansm - April 28, 2011, 3:01 pm
What comic is this from?
John R - June 12, 2010, 7:40 am
LOL - I give 5 lions simply based on the Carpenters Song reference in the toon..


BEACHES -


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that damn chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

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TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am
Doh!
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


STRAIT SHOOTING -


TAGS: straiting shooting assignment you still missed the point
Rating: 3.18/5

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Zed - May 6, 2010, 8:42 am
ka-chunk
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:11 pm
Ka-ziiing!
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
and we finally have a taker. Thanks for playing. Now please tell me that blanks have paper in them and if you are close enough to the target you will hit it.
Zed - May 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.


BRILLIANCE -


TAGS: a pretty rock is still a rock
Rating: 3.14/5

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:11 am
Haar haar - you're getting _really_ good at this.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great...hope wasn,t stolen, so perfect...lol 5L,s


GANG SIGNS -


TAGS: its too late but we still should anyway ok
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - November 23, 2009, 4:30 pm
What, we're having bread!!! I Fing love bread. Corn bread, and honey oat bread. Still doesnt know how that is related to the poster, but hey, whatever floats your boat
Me_ - November 23, 2009, 3:52 pm
This is what happens when everyone is allowed to bread
Sean - June 22, 2009, 7:39 pm
Oh I get you for that aggy! For months now dude, months! Well two months, anyway, not four.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:35 pm
All of a sudden they're too young to watch you do that, Sean?
BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 5:25 pm
I see....said the blind man
Sean - June 22, 2009, 5:18 pm
I black boxed her eyes due to her age.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 1:08 am
Little dingy? Now who's being racist?
BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 12:12 am
I was walk'n down the whole white/black black/white thingy, or is that the ship that's a little dingy.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 12:01 am
Cuz she cullah blind!
BoneCD - June 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
I just wonder...why are the whites of her eyes blacked out
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 10:53 pm
Rollin' down the street, smokin' mom's Newports, sippin' on Capri Sun... with my mind on my Prius and my Prius on my mind.
Sean - June 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
I know! My parents are white. They're unitentionally hilarious. Except when they insist that I am not adopted. That's a terrible thing for them to say.
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 8:45 pm
White people are funny.


SOCIAL STATUS -




MY FIRST CAR - A lot nicer then most of yours but lets face it, your poor.


TAGS: wish i still had it
Rating: 2.8/5

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CANADA - February 11, 2010, 2:49 pm
not my first,but I bought my my dodge for 6500 blown up then put over 9000 into it. but that was alot of penny saving
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 12:03 pm
My first car cost $800......even my current ride was only $12000. You Yankees don't know how good you have it.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:59 am
she sold it to me for 7800 and insurance paid me 12800. after i told her i could not afford it. Still i would rather have had the car. plus my parents took there 3900 back out of the check.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:57 am
It took me 4 cars and 10 years with a license to get a sweet car.....consider yourself lucky.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:56 am
No but he had a steno book that he wrote everything in. changed oil date/time wiper blades date/time every time he touched it he put it in the book. it was a sweet car. it got totalled 6 weeks after i got it by some a-hole while it was parked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:51 am
Lucky bastard.....did he die in the car?
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Parents had money. I had to pay for half. got my first job at 14 at a car wash. plus old lady gave me a deal on it after her husband died. did not buy it new.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:44 am
I have to ask....If that was really your first car....Were you a rich kid or a prostitute?
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
And a Zing!Still a plus 5 from me
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
I fail again. Oh well i will move on.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:31 am
*You're*....We might be poor but at least we can spell.
Densaku - February 11, 2010, 11:26 am
Camaro is the Ferrari of the poor......Lol^^


14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte




STEWART FRANCIS - Outstanding in his field.


TAGS: not my joke still funny
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2012, 8:36 pm
??????? WHO????????


YOU... - Are a terrible POSSTTEEERRR!!!!


TAGS: frank seinfeld stiller
Rating: 2.14/5

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slumstyle - December 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Its a festivus for the rest of us!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:22 am
You...are correct =/


MONEY -


TAGS: yeah well she still makes a lot more money than your sorry ass
Rating: 1.92/5
Torkil The Destroyer - May 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
Dear god she is ugly! Even after all these years of trying to look at her without puking and her plastic surgery she still looks like crap. I would buttfuck a rusty broken canoe before letting me or someone else touch her!


EGYPT - ISNT ALL DESERT,BARBARINAS, or BELLY DANCERS ;P as many may still think or "imagine"


TAGS: isnt all desert barbarinas or belly dancers p as many may still think or imagine
Rating: 1.59/5

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DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:58 pm
See? This is how noobs should act, take criticism and use it, I thank you for that
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:55 pm
note taken thanks DreMagnum :)
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:53 pm
not really demotivational or anything though
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:51 pm
:) thats what i made this for
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:17 pm
Noted.


I would still die for you -


TAGS: still die figure mean little myself
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 21, 2016, 4:27 am
Great Poster, UP yours
mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 11:26 pm
Good question, 69! ^!
JesusWept - October 20, 2016, 7:42 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up


Ode to Miss Priss -


TAGS: no evil still think it
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:38 am
Excellent
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:23 am
Thinking evil is SOOoooo much fun! 5 laughing lions, Ism!
Ism - February 7, 2015, 1:10 am
Killing them softly... I have been killing them softly.
MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 6:29 pm
Ism!!! Comes back to roost and I'm one of your first personal targets...I'm 5ucking L honoured!
Oldsod - February 6, 2015, 1:06 pm
Quite amusing! Especially the part about Missy thinking! Y'know...used to know a feller looked a lot like you. Seems he was abducted by aliens.
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 8:33 am
Ism! Where you been, baby?


She blinded me with science -


TAGS: and im still waiting for my jetpack robot and raygun at least give me a hoverboard
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 5, 2017, 9:46 am

But can you call Scotty to beam you up? No, really, can you?
mizzdizz - July 2, 2017, 4:55 am
My communicator is MUCH cooler than Capt. Kirk's!!!! ^!


I'll stop wearing black -


TAGS: black is still new black
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 13, 2016, 5:23 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 12, 2016, 1:19 am
nice, UP yours


making beutiful music together -


TAGS: old joke still luv it
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 12:50 pm
Thanks Cern! I will be one of those little old ladies in the care home that pinches all the cute male nurses butts because I CAN! That is, if I live that long! LOL!
concern3 - March 7, 2016, 11:28 am
an UP yours, You naughty girl


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