Still Demotivational Poster
1st Class Wannabe -
STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.
BONNE FETE NATIONALE - Le Quatorze Juillet
LOVE NEVER SITS STILL -
CHARLIE WAFFLES -
THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...
FIGHTING FIRE -
H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.
COUGAR QUEEN - "A woman's outfit should be like a barbed wire fence... serving its purpose without obstructing the view." Sophia Loren, age 75
INTERACTIVE PORN -
LILLY ALLEN HAS NO SHAME... AND NO TITS *BUT YOU'D STILL HIT IT -
SOMETIMES - You just have to improvise
THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -
NARWAL HAIKU -
NEVER GETS OLD - As per request by host, Tiger Woods
THE WHO AND THE WHY -
MARSHA BRADY - At 55 still hot
Herman Li -
A SAD DAY -
I Still Lie -
KEEPING IT SIMPLE -
CARPE DIEM -
NOOBS - At the tender age of 5, young Wolfgang Amadeus was already composing. Many greybeards of the day would call that noise.
IT' A SHAME... -
IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it
BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.
SUMO BEARS -
STILL THE MAN OF MY DREAMS - He's still the man of my dreams He's still the man of my dreams He's still the man of my dreams
Sleeping late -
enough is enough -
EMO THOUGHTS -
THE BOOK OF LIFE - Has half-filled pages With no punctuations whatsoever And is filled with unanswered questions
QUEEN ELIZABETH II -
ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. -
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -
I'M TELLING YOU MAN -
LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE -
SID VICIOUS - The only vicious thing I remember about him Was listening to him cover the song ‘My way’
A CHANGED MAN - It's only imaginary girl butts from now on!
FACEPLANTS BIRTHDAY - The party was ruined when his mom woke him up from his wet dream.
THE GEM -
WHAT BUTTS? -
MERRY CHRISTMAS -
WERE YOU SELFISH - For trying to escape.. Leaving us behind Or am I.... For wishing you had stayed Either way.... you're still gone
LIKE A PRAYER -
WORLD CUP TICKETS -
NEW YEARS EVE -
BUTTHOLE SUPERVISORS -
KNOT HOLE - Yeah, my wife calls it her "NOT-hole" too.
THE REAL U-2 - It makes it's own kind of music
YOUTUBE ASKS - Are you still you? ... It has been a while since you last signed in
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING - I'm not dead. I've just been going through an elaborate process to make a poster no one is going to see.
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE - Still Alive
The Day The Earth Stood Still -
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE - Still Alive.
time saved -
it's time to play -
Use to Drink -
STILL WATERS -
The Corpse -
NATURAL DISASTERS -
NEW TRICKS -
She who laughs 1st or last -
TO THE BEST MOM - I'll make you proud mom, I'm going to fulfill your wish; You're going to see me and smile. That's a daughter's promise.
IS IT STILL COOL... - to wear your hat backwards?
LOVE (IN MODERATION) -
TUNNELS - Much like the ones on Motifake, this one was pretty clever at first. But that doesn't mean you wanna wrap your sink, toilet seat, and fireplace with the same design.
POOR ANDY -
PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !
STRAIT SHOOTING -
GANG SIGNS -
SOCIAL STATUS -
MY FIRST CAR - A lot nicer then most of yours but lets face it, your poor.
14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte
STEWART FRANCIS - Outstanding in his field.
YOU... - Are a terrible POSSTTEEERRR!!!!
EGYPT - ISNT ALL DESERT,BARBARINAS, or BELLY DANCERS ;P as many may still think or "imagine"
I would still die for you -
Ode to Miss Priss -
She blinded me with science -
I'll stop wearing black -
making beutiful music together -